What the hell is this thing all about?
Woah, calm down there. You’re a guest here, remember! Anyway, I ride the bus to and fro work and I make use of the time to watch old movies on an old smartphone and think of stupid ways to remake them for today’s oh-so-precious eyeballs.
Do you really watch all these movies on the bus?
Mostly, yeah. Although some not* You caught me.
Who are you, really?
Just some dude.
Can you copyright this stuff?
IDK; all my stuff copyrighted by me, the originals by the originals. Take that, lawyers!